Open Mic Spectacle-ular
Tonight I saw something fan-fucking-tastic. I was open mic'ing at a great spot called the Klimat Lounge in Manhattan. We were all given a 1 minute lightning round at the beginning of the show to riff and warm up. The…
iPad Nanny
I'd like to rewrite the ad cited for this product. THE ORIGINAL: "If you insert and lock your iPad® into the mirror’s case, the visual display provides another way to stimulate and engage baby while protecting your device from baby’s…
The Goldilocks Society
Ahh, the Swedes. Blond. Blue-eyed. Hitler's ideal. I wonder if he left them untouched in his ill-begotten European road trip because he thought, "Well,they're already pure. No need to cull the perfect herd." I've spent a week among them, appreciating…